escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’
- iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
- Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
- iPhone user: I just like this pho-
- Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
It’s amazing how many times J.K. Rowling uses foreshadowing to give us hints or lay the foundation for events later in the book. A few are fairly obvious, but there are several buried so deep that you might have missed them. This list literally gave me chills.
Tagged: #VOLDEMORT DID NOT TURN INTO DUST #THIS IS IMPORTANT #but these are mostly fine otherwise
Kind of wanted something like fries or chips or something but all I have are apples, salad, cereal, and cherry tomatoes so I’m eating tomatoes instead
Tagged: #they're actually pretty good #I don't regret this at all #not completely sure why I decided to take a picture of it though #me #I guess
"Of Aang’s three children, Bumi was the one who most encapsulated his father’s penguin-sledding spirit."
- Bumi’s Bio on The Official Nickelodeon Website.
There are two types of bunnies.