thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

dinolich:

theamazingspiderboy:

AND SHE’S BRUCE WAYNE’S COUSIN

#fakegeekboys

dinolich:

theamazingspiderboy:

AND SHE’S BRUCE WAYNE’S COUSIN

#fakegeekboys


Via  myspacefanfiction , Source: throknar
gingerhaze:

The final page of NIMONA is up today. 
Today on NIMONA
Read from the beginning

gingerhaze:

The final page of NIMONA is up today. 

Today on NIMONA

Read from the beginning

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Via  georgewashington , Source: gingerhaze

setbabiesonfire:

Now define terrorism.

Via  noinstant , Source: sandandglass