tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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Ultimate List of Foreshadowing in Harry Potter

hermxone:

It’s amazing how many times J.K. Rowling uses foreshadowing to give us hints or lay the foundation for events later in the book. A few are fairly obvious, but there are several buried so deep that you might have missed them. This list literally gave me chills.

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Kind of wanted something like fries or chips or something but all I have are apples, salad, cereal, and cherry tomatoes so I’m eating tomatoes instead

Kind of wanted something like fries or chips or something but all I have are apples, salad, cereal, and cherry tomatoes so I’m eating tomatoes instead


avatarparallels:

"Of Aang’s three children, Bumi was the one who most encapsulated his father’s penguin-sledding spirit."

- Bumi’s Bio on The Official Nickelodeon Website.

camacaileon:

There are two types of bunnies.

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